She said: "I hate my car." A little while later she declared: "I hate my body."
So she donated her car to a friend and walked everywhere.
When she tried to donate her body to science they pointed out she'd have to die first.
When she said "I'm going out in five minutes. Are you coming with me or not" I pointed out it was raining outside.
When he told her "I'm going out of my mind" she said she had to resist the urge to ask"Where to?"