Sunday, November 6, 2022

How to get rid of your dragon!

No, you don't call in some sword wielding killer, or grab your weapons, call out the boys and march off hoping for glory or death. First, measure the island of Britain to discover the centre. Then dig a hole at that spot. Into the hole place a container of your best mead and cover it with a cloth. When the dragons have exhausted themselves, they will turn into small piglets and fall on to the cloth, The cloth will sink to the bottom of the container, the dragons will drink all the mead and fall asleep. You can then wrap up your dragons and hide them on Snowdon. Problem solved, No dead dragon, no singed heroes.....

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